May 24, 2012

Romanian TV reporter misses capturing a sandstorm, tries to fake it instead.

Dr. Jelly understands where this man is coming from. Dr. Jelly knows he isn’t perfect and sometimes “misses the boat”. 1/5 Jellys


May 24, 2012
One night I had a dream—I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Dr. Jelly and across the sky flashed scenes from my life. For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints, one belonged to me and the other to Dr. Jelly. When the last scene of my life flashed before me,I looked back at the footprints in the sand.I noticed that many times along the path of my life,there was only one set of footprints.I also noticed that it happened at the very lowestand saddest times in my life. This really bothered me and I questioned Dr. Jelly about it. “Dr. Jelly, you said that once I decided to follow you,you would walk with me all the way,but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my lifethere is only one set of footprints. “I don’t understand why in times when I needed you most,you should leave me.” Dr. Jelly replied, “My precious, precious child,I love you and I would never, never leave youduring your times of trial and suffering. “When you saw only one set of footprints,it was then that I carried you.”

One night I had a dream—
I dreamed I was walking along the beach with Dr. Jelly 
and across the sky flashed scenes from my life. 
For each scene I noticed two sets of footprints, 
one belonged to me and the other to Dr. Jelly. 
When the last scene of my life flashed before me,
I looked back at the footprints in the sand.
I noticed that many times along the path of my life,
there was only one set of footprints.
I also noticed that it happened at the very lowest
and saddest times in my life. 
This really bothered me and I questioned Dr. Jelly about it. 
“Dr. Jelly, you said that once I decided to follow you,
you would walk with me all the way,
but I have noticed that during the most troublesome times in my life
there is only one set of footprints. 
“I don’t understand why in times when I needed you most,
you should leave me.” 
Dr. Jelly replied, “My precious, precious child,
I love you and I would never, never leave you
during your times of trial and suffering. 
“When you saw only one set of footprints,
it was then that I carried you.”

May 24, 2012
Here are the long awaited results of the Dr. Jelly Demographic Survey!
We have THREE (3) readers! Wonderful!
We have one mexican and two whites.  The mexican is male, the whites have one male and one female.  Everyone is 20-29 years old.  and most importantly…ALL 3 SUPPORT DR. JELLY!!!!
Dr. Jelly is back in business everyone!

Here are the long awaited results of the Dr. Jelly Demographic Survey!

We have THREE (3) readers! Wonderful!

We have one mexican and two whites.  The mexican is male, the whites have one male and one female.  Everyone is 20-29 years old.  and most importantly…ALL 3 SUPPORT DR. JELLY!!!!

Dr. Jelly is back in business everyone!

May 24, 2012

Dear Ronald,

I am so sorry that it has taken me 3 days to respond to you.  I hope that this video (a 4/5 Jellys video) will solve your problems.  You said you were experiencing domestic violence at home?  I think this will solve it.

Cheers!

May 21, 2012
Dr Jelly wants to learn more about you. Help Him!

May 21, 2012

May 21, 2012
Why are you not helping Ronald? Dr. Jelly, you’re the worst person in the world. I’m looking forward to the day this website shuts down.

Why are you not helping Ronald? Dr. Jelly, you’re the worst person in the world. I’m looking forward to the day this website shuts down.

May 21, 2012
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Dear Dr. Jelly,

I am having trouble with my family. My father is a drunkard who abuses my mother, sister, and brother. I can’t watch him tear my family apart anymore. Can you help me?

Ronald

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May 19, 2012
This is something that Dr. Jelly could never do. Dr. Jelly is sick to his stomach thinking a fellow Dr. could do this to a baby.

This is something that Dr. Jelly could never do. Dr. Jelly is sick to his stomach thinking a fellow Dr. could do this to a baby.

May 18, 2012

Dr. Jelly has spent a lot of time studying and has concluded that news bloopers are one of the best cures for a variety of diseases, most notably cancer.

3/5 Jellys